Sunday, 8 March 2009

Jumping off the end of the World

To the Loud Woman at Westfield,
It looks like a beer bottle, I'll grant you that. It's ginger beer. Especially good for nausea. Common in pregnant women. Less common are women who are obviously pregnant happily swigging lager as they walk around the shops.

Next time I'll vomit on your shoes for effect.



hissychick said...

I used to carry mine around in a stubby holder because it was too funny to watch all the horrified side glances in the lift at work.

Shannon said...

I say vomit on her shoes anyway.

Cylie said...

I'm with Shannon. Then ask her to hold the stubbie while you dab your mouth gently with your hankie.


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