I am watching Pride and Prejudice. The BBC production (as if anyone ever needs to qualify that). It makes me want to speak with an affected accent while glamorously walking the room in a gown of red shot silk.
Instead, I smell like roses and am taking joyful pleasure in tempting Bingley away from his computer game and computer friends by using underhanded and unscrupulous means. I then drive him nuts, by using aforementioned affected accent and describing things with very large words common in the mid 1800s while he tries to distract me from same.
Suburbia is a lot more salacious than it appeared on the brochure