Signs you need a holiday

• You have a cold sore on your lip for the first time in 10 years
• You don't recognise that you're getting a cold sore so rub and bite the spot where it's forming, leading to pain, dear God, paaaaain and a lip so uniformly swollen it looks like it's been injected with collagen
  
• You have bitten your fingernails to the point where several are bleeding
• You have trichotillomania
• You are underpaid $1200 in a single fortnight and wonder if you can be arsed organising sorting it out
• You finish a 12 hour shift (that was meant to be 7 hours) and take 10 minutes to decide if you will catch a cab home (taking 12 minutes) or catch public transport (taking 71 minutes)
• You fall asleep in said cab, resulting in a much more expensive cab ride than intended while the cab driver frantically tries to wake you up
• You start crying in the middle of an iPhone ad
• You start crying when the piece of cake that you've just cut crumbles when you try and transfer it to a plate
• You realise that you forgot to claim around $1000 in deductions on your tax return and you just can't be arsed